Now this is reality television I can get behind!

[hippybngstockng]

The next "Survivor" series- yoinked from habibekindheart

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car,
and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sports
and each kid either takes music or dance classes.
There is no access to fast food. Each man must take
care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
supervise all homework, help complete science projects,
cook, do laundry, etc.

The men only have access to television after the kids
are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one
TV between them and there is NO REMOTE.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves, either while driving
or while preparing four lunches. They must attend weekly
PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00
a.m.; make an Indian hut model out of six toothpicks,
a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a
serving of peas.

The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
The last man wins only if ... he has enough energy to be
intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

After the winner has been declared, he's then entitled to
play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years
... eventually earning the right to be called ***"Mother."***

Comments

[morganminstrel.livejournal.com]

Hell, I'd try it.

But then, I am a anti-gender psycho. ;-)

[anngwish42.livejournal.com]

This seems to be a variant on the epilogue of The Mommy Myth, which is a damn fine book that I highly recommend to all mothers. But yeah, the epilogue of that book had a much longer version of the same idea.