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Aug. 18th, 2007 06:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hippybngstockngDearest Uterus,
Yes, I guess in a couple interesting ways I might've missed the PMS too, but that might be an exaggeration. To say I missed it was to say that I experienced the longest sustained period of zen I'd had in a while without it. Now that it's back, well, let's just say I am going to see about putting us on a waiting list for an early hysterectomy. I think 37 years is just about enough for you and me, I am ready to move on to hormones in a jar. I could likely afford those a lot easier than the time I waste with anger and bloating and feeling like exhausted pukey headachey crap for days and days and days. Your days are numbered. Back off.
Still no love,
Hippy
P.S. By the way, the sudden period-like breakthrough bleeding while on the pill? Not funny. You'll pay for that one.
Yes, I guess in a couple interesting ways I might've missed the PMS too, but that might be an exaggeration. To say I missed it was to say that I experienced the longest sustained period of zen I'd had in a while without it. Now that it's back, well, let's just say I am going to see about putting us on a waiting list for an early hysterectomy. I think 37 years is just about enough for you and me, I am ready to move on to hormones in a jar. I could likely afford those a lot easier than the time I waste with anger and bloating and feeling like exhausted pukey headachey crap for days and days and days. Your days are numbered. Back off.
Still no love,
Hippy
P.S. By the way, the sudden period-like breakthrough bleeding while on the pill? Not funny. You'll pay for that one.
