hippybngstockng | Time Wasting efforts...

I'm not interested in doing anything other than going to the airport to get

uniquecash5 so I am doing silly surveys stolen from

deirdre5173 since I am also bored. I'm REEEEEEEEAllly bored. All K wants to do is watch Bob the Builder. It's all about Bob this week, which I think is due to a computer game he plays with UC5.

So without further ado-

What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
It was either Anthony or Ralph. I think it was Anthony because I think there would have been horror associated with it if it was Ralph (long story, not NEARLY as interesting as it sounds)

What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Right now, nothing, but that's unusual for me.

What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Lately I feel like it ought to be "We'll meet again" but I realize that considering my long time feelings on Country Music that's just a little weird. I have no fucking clue, I'd probably end up making a mix tape and leaving that behind. There's too much to choose from.

What is the thing most important to you about the opposite sex?
Whether they can follow instructions.

If you could have any super power what would it be?
HEAT VISION, no MEAT VISION! I don't know... Probably reading minds actually.... Then you'd REALLY have to be afraid of me ;)

Favorite hangover cure?
I don't usually get hangovers *cough cough cough cough cough cough cough* but when I do, *cough cough cough cough cough cough cough*

How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Not too many, though still a few because of my size. *cough cough cough*

Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
People I date can have hair? Just kidding sweetie :) I seem to gravitate toward the brunette family. I don't quite trust blonds, and while red heads can be exciting they are just FAR too much work for me, thanks. Love them as friends though- *glances at the horde of red-heads ready to advance upon her* Love love love you guys *big grin*

if you had to be blind or deaf?
heh, lately I wouldn't want one without the other. Too hard to choose.

Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Too numerous to mention.

Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
Convince them to fall madly in love with me and then dump them for very little reason and be all happy and accidentally in their face about it. In fact if I had it to do all over again, I would have been intentionally in their face about it. (another long story that's almost, but still not quite as interesting as it sounds)

First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Cinderella, pretty sure.

Favorite person in the whole world?
Crash, Duh. (And K goes without saying)

When's the last time you went on a date?
Um... what year is it? Or does it count if you bring your kid and the date is PG-13?

Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
I'm a dirty dirty girl *pucker*

Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Another choice too hard to make, and a slew of little stories worthy of the Gashley Crumb Tiny poem...

If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? if you are gay, pick someone of the opposite sex.
Well, since I'm neither I guess I'll go with a couple! I've always wanted to be in a Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins sandwich. Yummy...

Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
In a Hobbit Hole (seriously, it's a plan we have) the alternate plan involves virtual reality ;)

Who is the person you can count on most?
I plead the fifth on the grounds that anything I say can and will incriminate me...

To be my best friend, there without question when times are unbearable, and to make everything all right after all:
That would be Crash, he knows the four things rule, and when even that can't apply.

To whisk me away from incessant crap if need be, crack me up, and make me think: M's dad. And boy do I have a crush on him for it. (and yes UC5 knows about it)

To listen and be a comforting ear, or just an objective sounding board:
I pick and choose that one based on the issue. *grins at those who likely know who they are and about what*

To be my guide into the world of those things which I feared but are a part of me, on top of a smorgasboard of other things:
I've always been pretty brave as long as SOMEONE is coming along for the ride :) and I am a shameless corrupter

To be a shameless flirt, an uplifting block of text, a virtual shoulder, somehow guaranteed to bring a smile to my face and leave me with a feeling of renewed faith for the moment:

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If you could date any celebrity past or present, if time and age are not factors, who would it be?
My brain is too squishy to put careful thought into that, the best I can come up with is "Not Bob the Builder"

What books have you pretended you've read?
I don't pretend anything, it gets me into trouble. I gave up when my fake book report for "The Secret Garden" went over like a lead balloon. I confess regularly to being NOT well read. I am not ignorant, but I am very very busy...

What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Chaos-o-rific

Favorite drinking game?
Anything Sci-fi

What did you dream last night?
That my kid woke up screaming, oh, wait...

Favorite vices?
*cough cough cough cough cough cough* I better drink some COFFEE so this COUGH will go away ;)

What is the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
You'd better eat this chocolate for me, I don't want it...

That is all...

5 hours 30 minutes or so and counting... Bored bored bored bored bored bored...