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Mar. 26th, 2006 11:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hippybngstockngI'd bake muffins for anyone who could come over here TODAY and fix my washing machine, or at least talk me through it...
I mean SERIOUSLY, WASHER, WHY ON A SUNDAY YOU USED UP PIECE OF CRAP, IF NOT TO INTENTIONALLY TORTURE ME...
I know it's because you know how fucked up I am with rage and confusion right now, when normally I would just roll along and deal, but NO, you want nothing more than for my twitchy raging fragile ass to spend most of my entirely valuable day pulling out and hand wringing soaking cold wet laundry, with SHEETS in it no less, so that I can finally empty the water out, just to pull you away from the wall and discover THERE'S NOT FUCKING THING ONE I could possibly hope to understand about what the FUCK is your problem, and what the FUCK I would do to fix it... So of course you want me to call the repair people that's OF COURSE why you decided to have your little nervous breakdown NOW because you want to make SURE I won't get anyone, at least not anyone I could actually afford.. Since you KNOW I won't be happy letting all that cold stinky wet hang around for a day...
*PMSRAGESCREAM* I KNOW YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! *dies*
I mean SERIOUSLY, WASHER, WHY ON A SUNDAY YOU USED UP PIECE OF CRAP, IF NOT TO INTENTIONALLY TORTURE ME...
I know it's because you know how fucked up I am with rage and confusion right now, when normally I would just roll along and deal, but NO, you want nothing more than for my twitchy raging fragile ass to spend most of my entirely valuable day pulling out and hand wringing soaking cold wet laundry, with SHEETS in it no less, so that I can finally empty the water out, just to pull you away from the wall and discover THERE'S NOT FUCKING THING ONE I could possibly hope to understand about what the FUCK is your problem, and what the FUCK I would do to fix it... So of course you want me to call the repair people that's OF COURSE why you decided to have your little nervous breakdown NOW because you want to make SURE I won't get anyone, at least not anyone I could actually afford.. Since you KNOW I won't be happy letting all that cold stinky wet hang around for a day...
*PMSRAGESCREAM* I KNOW YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! *dies*
