Take my son... please...

[hippybngstockng]

hehe.. You heard me right.

I am willing to trade my 3.5 year old boy for TWO or even 3 teenagers, either sex. I've decided that toddlers, basically anything I can't argue with, anything unwilling to be reasonable at least 40% of the time and I DO NOT MIX.

Either that or I need a nanny. Or a wife. Or both.

Comments

[obvious.livejournal.com]

Maybe what you really need is tequila. For you or him.

[hippybngstockng.livejournal.com]

Maybe we'll do shots and see who tanks first! ;)

[ladytabitha.livejournal.com]

I'm just STARING at your usericon.  STAAARING.

Why?  Why?  Why?

[hippybngstockng.livejournal.com]

*snickers* I love this one. The first time I saw it I nearly pissed myself laughing, I have a dark sense of humor that way... I pretty much begged the author for it on the spot. I sort of keep a mental file of bizarre and amusing ways to kill yourself, and death by frisbee is definitely on it!

And this is the person who made the one of Kirk and Spock in bed, which as I recall also frightens you :)

[ladytabitha.livejournal.com]

I wasn't frightened by it, so much as plunged into a world of insanity and confusion.  Whyyy sepukku by frisbee??  *runs around in circles squeaking madly*

And yes, that icon continues to frighten me.  (Or 'phrighten', as my fingers wanted to say.)

(I can't stop giggling!)

[nantena.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can argue with teenagers either. Ask for full grown adults!

[hippybngstockng.livejournal.com]

hehehe, Yeah, I think I'd take 10 adults right now!

[shorttermmemory.livejournal.com]

"I've decided that toddlers, basically anything I can't argue with, anything unwilling to be reasonable at least 40% of the time and I DO NOT MIX."

HEY LOOK!! YOU JUST DESCRIBED TEENAGERS! :P

[cmariewt.livejournal.com]

That is the exact reason I only like kids of a certain age. Anything that can't listen to reason I am not interested in. At least when they get a little older they can somewhat grasp common sense, even if they choose not to use it. Or when they ask why you can explain it to them and they might be able to get it.