Knitters- for your lol's

From my monthly Bernat pattern spam: This 'scarf' pattern for mother's day looks suspiciously like a throw rug my mom used to have. I couldn't stop chuckling, and so I share... Does this look work for anyone??

http://www.bernat.com/data/pattern/pdf/Bernat_SofteeChunky495_kn_scarf.en_US.pdf